Communications Major

File this under "Politics Makes Strange Bedfellows". GOP presidential candidate and notorious homophobe Rick Santorum booked himself into a swanky Puerto Rican resort for a little R&R. His new Secret Service detail was able to keep gawkers - both straight and gay - at a distance, but some were not so far off that they couldn't snap Santorum catching some rays. It just so happened that the camera-toting tourists were an all-male boatload from an Atlantis Cruise, also staying at the same resort. No word yet on whether Santorum has abruptly checked out.